One day Jeff the Killer was swimming through the lake (because he's a fish) and it seemed esepically hard today. Then there was the screen black and he fell asleep. Then he woke up in a BDSM dungeon with Jane the Killer. She goose stepped over to Jeff and fainted again. Then she fell victim to a mouse that suicides people, LOLZ. Slenderman appears and licks his lips which now exist because fuck you. Then he took off his tuxedo and said "Nobody will be going to sleep tonight!" He then used his tentacles to invade every corner of Jeff's gills while Jeff screams about something involving cheese. Then Max came in and started roundhouse kicking Slenderman in the face, stomach and balls because of his MASSIVE MIND LOSS! but it was too late. Jeff the Killer was already dead. Max got on his knees and started praying to Johnny Topples to bring back Jeff. He starts to see a hyper realistic black and red pillar of cult members from the cult of X at 6:66 PM. Then Jeff came back to life and became the world's greatest sheep stabbing, tree cutting, non-superhuman mall stalker. He even changed his name to Mr. Bloodshine and started using a fan because wind is scary.